How I interact with my late night hookup buddy
When I see him during the day while sober:
When I see him while I’m drunk:
When I’m hanging out with my friend and we only have one bottle of wine
When somebody thinks I’m too drunk and gives me a shot of water instead of vodka
I’m just like:
My explanation for all of my drunk decisions:
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can all the bad people in the world just move to another planet and be bad together because i’m sick of this shit
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